PS - All bios written by Mike unless otherwise noted (with minor editing by the webpagemakerperson)
Jared Parsons
������What can be said about my
young friend Jared, to describe this kid perfectly? Hmm, when I think
about Jared a few words come to mind, such as: Turtle Boy, Straight
Edge, Christian, non practicing sexual deviant, band geek; how could
you not fall in love with him?
�����Jared hasn't had a large musical
career such as other members in the band, his has been basically short
and sweet. Gallery Collection being the brainchild of Jared, he has
remained the only original member, along with Justin, throughout everything.
Everything being the numerous and unbelievable amount of lineup
changes, leaving all of us confused while trying to explain and
differentiate the past and current members. The only other band Jared
has been apart of was recording with the Thrash Kats, playing the
saxamaphone on their version of the standard, Donna.
����Jared's whole family have been doing
the music thing forever. His older brother Josh (of The Pinheads, now
known as The Gangland Cronies, fame) has helped Jared quite a bit with
the hand downs of both a guitar and an amp.
�����So bitch, you think you can
freestyle walk? Come to a Gallery Collection show, Jared will show
you a thing or two.
Mike Gonzales
�����Hi im Mike P and i've played and or
play for Gallery Collection, Killer D and the Drones, Doktor Rev.
Shaw and the Desciples, The Panix, The Gynocologist, False Assumption,
The Cootee Core Boys and a brief time with the Noise(very brief).
�����I play drums, guitar and the bass guitar
and I like Coca-Cola. Well thats about it, im done talking about
myself, goodbye.
Brian Pearce
�����This young lad has been found
playing bass in just about any and every band out there.
Capable of buying porn, cigarettes and riding his bike down
the street without a helmet makes him a perfect addition to any group.
Sure he's Mormon, but the kid loves The Clash and the Bombs with an
odd passion not usually seen these days, so you gotta love him.
�����Young Pearce has been breaking
strings and busting fingers open and bleeding all over his bass since
the early days of False Assumption, which was originally known as Kamikaze and
the Sprinkler Heads among other names. Months later a more organized
Kamikaze formed with the obvious name change to False Assumption, a
name I take full credit for yet do not pride myself in any way shape
or form.
�����False Assumption had one show at
a party, which if you were there, you probably had quite a few laughs.
The second show was at Koo's on the first X-day, which was even
funnier than the party show; it was a ridiculous event which proved to
be one of those times in your life you wish you would forget
and so would everyone else; unfortunately, people in Anaheim have
tendency to remember every fucking thing that happens. One real
benefit that came outta that show was: the amazing chance to play with
the o.g. lineup of Death By Stereo. After that show False Assumption
was put to rest (kinda ironic how the bands name was False Assumption
and we had high expections for the band yet it all proved to be an
embarrassing chapter in Brian's and mine musical careers.)
�����Brian later moved onto the late
and great Killer D and the Drones. Another long story that I'd rather
not dive into at this current moment. Killer D rocked and thats all
you need to know. After Killer D, Brian had the chance to play with
many of the bands that seemed to rise outta the ashes of Killer D.
There was Rev. Shaw and the Disciples that he had filled in quite
often with, since the original bass player lacked any knowledge of
anything whatsoever. Brian also filled in for the old lineup of
Gallery Collection while I was detained in the hospital due to the
idiocy of few doctors. He started a few bands of his own such as The
Gynocologist and The Hondas, but both were quite short-lived.
�����To Brian's happiness he's found
a new home with Gelatine Discharge and the most recent lineup of
Gallery Collection. So go out and catch this crazy mofo doing what
he does best; well killing little babies would actually have to be
number one, but bass is number two.
Justin Krajenbrink
�����Justin K (and I use "K" because his last name is way too difficult to
spell) has quite an extensive music career. He's been playing drums
forever, and has even had the chance to pick up both the bass and guitar.
�����JJ is one of the O.G. members of Omi
Comi and has stuck with the band through all the drama and name changes
which took place over the last 4 or 5 years. Omi Comi these days are
known as The Thrashkatz, or at least i think they are. Who really knows
any longer.
�����JJ is great at what he does, which
in this band it would happen to be playing drums. Although he wasn't
there for the 1st show at Koo's, he remains one of the only original
members still left in Gallery Collection. So when you see him give him
big wet kiss just for me, later...